A Place In Time

(Source: faithandfearcollide)

Smallville, 5x09, “Lexmas”.

CHLOE: So, then I turned back around and your tubby little miscreant was gone, along with all the toys.

CLARK: Yeah right. The same guy? The drunk Santa? The guy who I just talked off of the roof of a building?

CHLOE: Yes, honestly, Clark. I mean, I’m sure that I was tired enough to imagine Santa, but there is no way I could’ve dreamed away all of those whiffle balls and Gameboys. Maybe he really is…

CLARK: Yeah right.

Smallville, 5x09 Lexmas

CHLOE: I do realize it’s a lot to ask, but I mean, you do run faster than a speeding bullet and I know you don’t want to dissappoint all of those underprivelaged children.

CLARK: Alright. I’ll deliver a few on my way to the party.  

CHLOE: Yay! [She puts a Santa hat on him.] Here comes Santa Claus!

Smallville, 5x09 Lexmas

Pete: Give him ten seconds.

Chloe: Five.

[Cut to Clark walking towards Lana with his books and his skateboard.]

Pete: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-

[Cut to Clark falling to the ground, scattering his books every where.]

Chloe: Statistical fact: Clark Kent can’t get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show. [She takes the money from Pete.]

Smallville, Pilot

Wow, these are um. They’re heavier than they look.

Clark: Chloe, I um, I sneezed.
Chloe: And?
Clark: And? Chloe, that’s not normal.
Chloe: Well nothing with you is exactly normal but I wouldn’t call sneezing today’s headline.
Clark: No, you don’t understand! I… I-A-A
Chloe: You what? Jeez, grab a tissue and get over it.
Clark: ACHOO!!!! (books and papers blow across room)